Tom Swiftie
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t burn the bacon!” Tom said crisply.
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Tom Swiftie: “Take a right and then a left at the cemetery,” Tom said gravely.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’ll go feed the horses now,” Tom said balefully.
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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s make our own Valentines,” Tom said craftily.
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Tom Swiftie: “I can’t find my pet snake!” Tom hissed.
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Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.
“Good. Now you won’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.
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Tom Swiftie: “I smell gas,” Tom fumed.
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Tom Swiftie: “Time for a snack,” Tom snickered.
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Tom Swiftie: “You’re not working for my business anymore,” Tom fired.
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Tom Swiftie: “This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.
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Tom Swiftie: “She tore my valentine in half!” said Tom half-heartedly.
Tom Swiftie: “We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.
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Tom Swiftie: Tom piped up: “I need to fix that drain!”
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Tom Swiftie: “Help me reel in this fish!” Tom wailed.
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Tom Swiftie: “Wanna go bowling tonight?” Tom asked strikingly.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love the Hokey Pokey!” Tom put in.
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Tom Swiftie: “This is a good book,” Tom said readily.
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Tom Swiftie: “On guard!” Tom said pointedly.
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Tom Swiftie: “As soon as the rain stops, we’ll break camp,” Tom said intently.
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Tom Swiftie: “I love to try exotic spices,” Tom said gingerly.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m tired of writing thank you cards,” Tom noted sincerely.
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Tom Swiftie: “I like sports!” Tom said gamely.
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Tom Swiftie: “My willow is dead!” Tom said,weeping.
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Tom Swiftie: “I want a hot dog!” Tom said frankly.
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Tom Swiftie: “Stop eating like a pig!” Tom snorted.
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Tom Swiftie: “May I have a spaniel for my birthday?” Tom asked doggedly.
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Tom Swiftie: “I don’t want to go fishing!” Tom wailed.
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Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.
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Tom Swiftie: “Catch that dog!” Tom panted.
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Tom Swiftie: “Do you like goldfish?” Tom asked coyly.
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