Tom Swiftie

Tom Swiftie: “Don’t burn the bacon!” Tom said crisply.

-- Submitted by Ryan K., Danbury, Conn.
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Tom Swiftie: “Take a right and then a left at the cemetery,” Tom said gravely.

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Tom Swiftie: “I’ll go feed the horses now,” Tom said balefully.

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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s make our own Valentines,” Tom said craftily.

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Tom Swiftie: “I can’t find my pet snake!” Tom hissed.

-- Submitted by Walter G., San Francisco, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.

“Good. Now you won’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.

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Tom Swiftie: “I smell gas,” Tom fumed.

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Tom Swiftie: “Time for a snack,” Tom snickered.

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Tom Swiftie: “You’re not working for my business anymore,” Tom fired.

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Tom Swiftie: “This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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Tom Swiftie: “She tore my valentine in half!” said Tom half-heartedly.

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Tom Swiftie: “We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.

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Tom Swiftie: Tom piped up: “I need to fix that drain!”

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Tom Swiftie: “Help me reel in this fish!” Tom wailed.

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Tom Swiftie: “Wanna go bowling tonight?” Tom asked strikingly.

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Tom Swiftie: “I love the Hokey Pokey!” Tom put in.

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Tom Swiftie: “This is a good book,” Tom said readily.

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Tom Swiftie: “On guard!” Tom said pointedly.

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Tom Swiftie: “As soon as the rain stops, we’ll break camp,” Tom said intently.

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Tom Swiftie: “I love to try exotic spices,” Tom said gingerly.

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Tom Swiftie: “I’m tired of writing thank you cards,” Tom noted sincerely.

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Tom Swiftie: “I like sports!” Tom said gamely.

 

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Tom Swiftie: “My willow is dead!” Tom said,weeping.

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Tom Swiftie: “I want a hot dog!” Tom said frankly.

-- Submitted by George B., Valparaiso, Ind.
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Tom Swiftie: “Stop eating like a pig!” Tom snorted.

-- Submitted by John O., Westminster, S.C.
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Tom Swiftie: “May I have a spaniel for my birthday?” Tom asked doggedly.

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Tom Swiftie: “I don’t want to go fishing!” Tom wailed.

-- Submitted by Jarett S., Westminster, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.

-- Submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: “Catch that dog!” Tom panted.

-- Submitted by Taylor J. P., Norcross, Ga.
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Tom Swiftie: “Do you like goldfish?” Tom asked coyly.

-- Submitted by Maxwell D., Aurora, Ore.
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