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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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June 3rd, 2007 at 8:19 am
Wonder who will get the 34th baby…
June 2nd, 2007 at 6:41 pm
“I work with ‘Who Wants to be a Millionare’ ”
That would be pretty bad…..
June 2nd, 2007 at 3:19 pm
that was the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 1st, 2007 at 8:30 am
I Like that one:)
May 31st, 2007 at 12:53 pm
The sixth guy is running into the wall. The fifth guy says ” What could be worse than 49 kids?”
He answers, ”I work for the Miami Dolphins!”
May 30th, 2007 at 9:57 am
the real message: if you like headaches, work at 7 up
May 30th, 2007 at 7:34 am
this joke is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 30th, 2007 at 4:37 am
warped is all i can say
May 27th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
when i first read this i told it to everyone in the room
May 27th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
better than 100,000 auto parts