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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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May 27th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
better than 100,000 auto parts
May 24th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
HA HA HA that is the funniest joke i have ever heard
May 24th, 2007 at 6:16 am
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Very good… but origanal.
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:18 pm
The fith guy is screaming at the top of his lungs, so the 4th guy says “Whats worse than seven kids?” The guy says “I work for the 49ers!”
May 20th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
May 20th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Good joke! But why doesn’t the man want 7 kids?
May 20th, 2007 at 10:40 am
old,very old
May 18th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Beter than 7000!
May 17th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
relly funny