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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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May 15th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
It was funny but I think if it is a little longer it would be funnier.
May 14th, 2007 at 11:06 am
i would not like to be that 7up guy!
May 13th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
it was kinda’ funny, kinda’ wrong
May 13th, 2007 at 10:04 am
I almost agree with dwight eisenhower.
May 13th, 2007 at 8:43 am
now i get it
May 11th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
the best joke EVER IN THE WRLD
May 11th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I’v heard it befor but still pretty funny
May 10th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
It was ok.
May 10th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
May 9th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
if u guys think ur unlucky im the oldest of 9