Jokes
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
Comments about “Four men waiting in the hospital”
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Nov. 7, 2008 at 10:22 pm
On the LAUGH-O-METER SCALE I would give this about 100 out of 1,000,000.
Nov. 7, 2008 at 8:20 pm
five star performance! great job
Nov. 7, 2008 at 2:51 pm
the ending mad me lol
Nov. 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
when i first started reading it is was kinda weird, when i got to the end it was real funny
Nov. 1, 2008 at 5:44 pm
this is my favorite joke
ivefai tarsai*
also: GO TWINS
*this is pig latin. learn it. it’s fun
Nov. 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm
that’s funny! I gave it 4 stars.
Nov. 1, 2008 at 9:08 am
great story it was awesome, but I can’t laugh that easily
Oct. 31, 2008 at 1:45 am
yeah, they made a skit of this joke. it’s called the new father skit, but it’s still funny!
Oct. 30, 2008 at 4:35 pm
that is so funny.
Oct. 29, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Oct. 27, 2008 at 8:57 pm
thats funny! Seven kids! Lets see 2 boys & 5 girls? NO WAY!
Oct. 25, 2008 at 7:02 pm
wait- what if he wrote a book called 1,000 ways to save the world?
Oct. 18, 2008 at 10:41 pm
i told it to my mom and she couldnt stop laughing, she even had milk come out of her nose. but it wasnt that funny to me. my moms wierd.
Oct. 18, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Help I can’t stop laughing
Oct. 18, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Help I can’t stop laught
Oct. 18, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Lol! I would like 3 kids 1 boy and 2 girls or maybe four….
Oct. 17, 2008 at 7:16 pm
At least none of them worked for a calculator company.
Oct. 17, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Funny, funny, and more funny.
Oct. 13, 2008 at 7:26 pm
that joke is freake hillarous
Oct. 12, 2008 at 9:49 am
that was hillrious
Oct. 10, 2008 at 7:27 pm
that was a pretty funny joke1
Oct. 8, 2008 at 10:46 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct. 7, 2008 at 5:16 pm
my mom says one kid is enough…
Oct. 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm
hehe! Iput a joke on a jokes comments!!!
Oct. 6, 2008 at 10:26 am
what do you get when you cross a cow and a roaler coaster?
Butter!!!!!!
Oct. 6, 2008 at 10:10 am
5 *****
Oct. 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm
u my man are funny
Oct. 4, 2008 at 3:17 pm
2 bad 4 the new mom!
Oct. 3, 2008 at 7:03 pm
nice
Oct. 3, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Man,that was fuuny.7 THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct. 3, 2008 at 6:45 am
this is the best joke I’ve ever heard
Oct. 3, 2008 at 6:43 am
LOL!!!!!!!
Oct. 2, 2008 at 12:16 pm
luckily nobody worked for a phone company.
Oct. 1, 2008 at 10:16 pm
i wouldn’t want 7 babies, who would? nice job, though!!! 2 THUMBS UP!!!!!
Oct. 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
how about 20th century fox
Sep. 29, 2008 at 9:30 pm
What if the next guy works for Fortune 500 Companies…
Sep. 29, 2008 at 3:07 pm
at least he didn’t work for a company called 100 ways to spend your summer!
Sep. 26, 2008 at 3:46 pm
lol what if he worked for Infinity
Sep. 25, 2008 at 7:15 pm
The guys wife did not have 7 kids.
Sep. 23, 2008 at 6:09 pm
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep. 23, 2008 at 3:00 pm
where is pedro!
Sep. 22, 2008 at 7:16 pm
nice, i cant wait to tell my friends
Sep. 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm
what if he worked for the infinty number seveice (dosent exist) but anyway thta is the bst joke!!!!
Sep. 21, 2008 at 7:21 pm
i agree with mario=)