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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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May 8th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Interesting,I guess.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
maybe i should work for 7up ’cause i wanna have 7 kids
May 8th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Very funny! For those who don’t get it, the 4th man is going to have 7 kids!
May 8th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
That was really funny I know how those guys feel I have four other siblings (there are five total)
May 7th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
LOL LOL LOL!I gotta tell that one to my mom!
May 7th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
kinda wrong
May 7th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
516Cub, I diddnt say it wasnt funny, I said it was old. I dont respect this joke because it is not new.
May 7th, 2007 at 4:22 am
Funny
May 6th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
7 kids!that says something.
May 6th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Very funny!