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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

 


 

Comments about “Four men waiting in the hospital”

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  1. King DeMott says:

    On the LAUGH-O-METER SCALE I would give this about 100 out of 1,000,000.

  2. bobweirdo says:

    five star performance! great job

  3. portal says:

    the ending mad me lol

  4. legolegend4 says:

    when i first started reading it is was kinda weird, when i got to the end it was real funny

  5. funny person says:

    this is my favorite joke

    ivefai tarsai*

    also: GO TWINS

    *this is pig latin. learn it. it’s fun

  6. dogz101 says:

    that’s funny! I gave it 4 stars.

  7. susola says:

    great story it was awesome, but I can’t laugh that easily

  8. johnny-apple-seed says:

    yeah, they made a skit of this joke. it’s called the new father skit, but it’s still funny!

  9. snap says:

    that is so funny.

  10. python boy says:

    :lol: Rolf very funny

  11. woohoo365 says:

    thats funny! Seven kids! Lets see 2 boys & 5 girls? NO WAY!

  12. hotboy says:

    wait- what if he wrote a book called 1,000 ways to save the world?

  13. jasper says:

    i told it to my mom and she couldnt stop laughing, she even had milk come out of her nose. but it wasnt that funny to me. my moms wierd.

  14. Jupiter says:

    Help I can’t stop laughing

  15. Jupiter says:

    Help I can’t stop laught

  16. Bernardo says:

    Lol! I would like 3 kids 1 boy and 2 girls or maybe four….

  17. ZipZapper3000 says:

    At least none of them worked for a calculator company.

  18. blaster500 says:

    Funny, funny, and more funny.

  19. mr.lipton says:

    that joke is freake hillarous

  20. dude says:

    that was hillrious

  21. joke guy says:

    that was a pretty funny joke1

  22. tjkee says:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. happy feet:) says:

    my mom says one kid is enough…

    :D

  24. happy feet:) says:

    hehe! Iput a joke on a jokes comments!!!

  25. happy feet:) says:

    what do you get when you cross a cow and a roaler coaster?

    Butter!!!!!!

  26. happy feet:) says:

    5 ***** :D

  27. k dog says:

    u my man are funny

  28. Hottie101 says:

    2 bad 4 the new mom! ;)

  29. ian22 says:

    nice

  30. The Emporer says:

    Man,that was fuuny.7 THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. da man says:

    this is the best joke I’ve ever heard

  32. da man says:

    LOL!!!!!!!

  33. grassruler888 says:

    luckily nobody worked for a phone company.

  34. n-dawg says:

    i wouldn’t want 7 babies, who would? nice job, though!!! 2 THUMBS UP!!!!!

  35. Robert says:

    how about 20th century fox

  36. StarScoutWootness says:

    What if the next guy works for Fortune 500 Companies…

  37. Anonymous says:

    at least he didn’t work for a company called 100 ways to spend your summer!:)

  38. asdfghjkl10531 says:

    lol what if he worked for Infinity

  39. venomm says:

    The guys wife did not have 7 kids.

  40. Skwiken says:

    THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. acklow says:

    where is pedro!

  42. gecko says:

    nice, i cant wait to tell my friends

  43. dethball6 says:

    what if he worked for the infinty number seveice (dosent exist) but anyway thta is the bst joke!!!!

  44. kingchongoo says:

    i agree with mario=)

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