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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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June 25th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Oh no! At least he didn’t work at a lottery place.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Poor GUy, Nice joke too
Imagine the father from Cheaper by the Dozen!
Who does he work for?
Go Cubs
June 24th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Hey, Blah, I have a coincedence for you. After I told this joke to my mom, she said
the same thing you did!
June 24th, 2008 at 8:41 am
the 5th guy works for area 51
the 6th is working on maden 2009
June 17th, 2008 at 9:56 am
It could be worse, he could work for 7/11!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
If he has kids I feel SSOOOO sorry for the mom- 5*****
June 10th, 2008 at 11:31 am
this joke is funny and i would give it ******/*****(6/5 stars)
June 9th, 2008 at 8:40 am
best one on the site
*****
June 8th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I love this joke!
June 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Funny!