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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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May 7th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
516Cub, I diddnt say it wasnt funny, I said it was old. I dont respect this joke because it is not new.
May 7th, 2007 at 4:22 am
Funny
May 6th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
7 kids!that says something.
May 6th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Very funny!
May 6th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
lolLOL
ive heard that one it is hilarious
May 6th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Ha, ha ha! That must be painfull!
May 5th, 2007 at 7:49 am
samuri,dig dug,and its the dude are off your trolley thats lost its marbles.thats a funny joke.and whats wrong with 7 kids.youd be a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 4th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
old, but fuuny
May 4th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
the answer to IT’S THE DUDE is that he works for 7
May 4th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
That joke is as old as the hills.
P.S. What’s wrong with having seven kids?