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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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April 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
i feel sorry for that guy.NOT!!!!!!
April 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I wonder how big the wife is?
April 16th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Untold last Man ;;
Works for 4H, 7-Up, Motel8, 3M, B Ball sweet 16, and The Minnesota Twins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
That was funny!If I worked for Baskin Robbins I think I’ll give 27 babys to old friends who don’t have kids!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
poor guy!!1
April 12th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
im laughing so hard, i can’t breathe
April 11th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Good thing he doesn’t work for Motel8,7 Up,and The Minnesota Twins! he would have 17 kids!!!
April 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
at least he is’nt a B-ball player on the sweet 16!!(N.C.A.A.)
April 10th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
They should have made him work for 7 Eleven!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
It can’t be any worse than 13!