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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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April 1st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
poor guy???!!!??? POOR WIFE is more like it!
March 31st, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Untold last man:
Works for Motel8
March 30th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Haha!!!
March 30th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
To bad for the last guy but the first guy is lucky he got twins and twins are the best I should know I am one!!
March 29th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
he should count his blessings.he doesnt work for 911
March 28th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
This is the only one so far that has made me laugh out loud and I’m still laughing from it. Good Job
March 28th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
At least he doesn’t work for 711. Anyway, funny.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I realy feel bad for the guy who worked for 7 up don’t you?
March 26th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
lis (laughing in-side)
March 25th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
at least his kids will get free soda