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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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March 24th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
What if he worked for the 99 Cent Store? I’d hate to be that guy.
March 24th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
lol!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Good thing he does not work at the gas station 7 11
March 24th, 2008 at 9:42 am
This is my favorite joke ever!!
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
is that possable!?!?!
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm
This is a FUNNY joke!!!!
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
hilarious
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
haha hilarious, lucky he doesnt work for 20th century fox
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
dude thats funny. i accually liked thats one =)
March 21st, 2008 at 10:03 pm
He should count his blessings, imagine if he worked for Century 21.