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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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February 22nd, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Ha ha thats a good one
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Oh man! That is one funny joke!
February 19th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
That was funny. Good thing he didn’t work for 864pops inc.
February 17th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
poor kids
February 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
FUNNY! SHARED WITH SIBLINGS AND WE CRACKED UP!!!!!!!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:59 am
cragolations you are a diet pepsi max worker
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
i-dog,it wouldn’t be 7 11 because the the guy would have 711 kids
January 31st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
i do not get it and why
January 31st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I’d hate to be the guy who works for 7 up
January 31st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
That joke is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s the funniest i have ever heard!!!!!