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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

-- Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.

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  1. 324 - HAHA says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    That is funny

  2. 323 - Qwerty says:
    January 27th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    This is the best one. I wouldn’t have wanted to work for Four Seasons or 3M either!

  3. 322 - I-dog says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    7 & UP!? WHY NOT 7 11????????????????????

  4. 321 - Anonymous says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    wicked

  5. 320 - heh heh says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    so funny, poor guy

  6. 319 - Tad says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Haha, very clever!

  7. 318 - Geoff says:
    December 31st, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    I’LL give you10000000000000stars!

  8. 317 - Antwanet says:
    December 31st, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    Ha Ha

  9. 316 - A1 says:
    December 31st, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Funny Joke:-)

  10. 315 - a. person says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    Is that even possible?

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