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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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May 3rd, 2007 at 4:17 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:08 pm
OOOO I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:09 pm
i hav two sisters and a brother counting ones who where born at all
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:08 am
joey king of narnia and Runcaperocks55, I can relate to the 4 seasons guy two (I am the oldest with 2 bros. and a sister
May 2nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
hahahahahaha so funny
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
hilarious
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:44 pm
That joke is hilarious! I’ve heard it before but it never gets old!
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Eh… wasn’t that funny.
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Hope the guy has the money to support the kids! Hopefully the kids survived. I also wondered how much pounds the fourth guy’s wife gained!?
May 1st, 2007 at 8:18 pm
It’s a great joke the first time I heard it, but eventually it gets old.