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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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November 6th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
VEARY NICE
November 5th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
:):) hahahahahahaha! That is probibly the best joke ever!:):)
November 3rd, 2007 at 9:46 pm
funny
November 3rd, 2007 at 6:08 pm
That’s wierd i have a twin.( *_* )
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Thanks for giving me a good laugh,Daniel.Good thing that nobody got hurt in the making of this joke
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
the guy who wrote this joke should write more LOL
November 3rd, 2007 at 11:40 am
Thanks for giving me a good laugh,Daniel.Good thing that nobody got hurt in the making of this joke.
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:41 pm
NCE JKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Sweet!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
my dad works at 3m