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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

-- Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.

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  1. 278 - GMC Fan #1 says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 11:40 am

    Thanks for giving me a good laugh,Daniel.Good thing that nobody got hurt in the making of this joke.

  2. 277 - HELLO says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    NCE JKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 276 - DwightEisen says:
    October 31st, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Sweet!!! :D 8) :) :(

  4. 275 - rob says:
    October 31st, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    my dad works at 3m

  5. 274 - rob says:
    October 31st, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    that was a great joke

  6. 273 - crazy boy says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 5:57 am

    I LOVE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 272 - mickeymouse says:
    October 27th, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    good thing he didnt make the movie 101 dalmations (*_*)

  8. 271 - Mr. Hi says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    It is so

  9. 270 - Blah says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    at least it`s not 100-100

  10. 269 - Chris says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    One of the funniest jokes I ever heard

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