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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

-- Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.

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1. 263 - Aslan Him-self says:
   October 12th, 2007 at 11:47 am

   I’m #5 of 6 kids!

2. 262 - Darth Vader says:
   October 11th, 2007 at 8:43 am

   sweeet. Can’t wait to use it in my friends.

3. 261 - deforbed says:
   October 11th, 2007 at 7:56 am

   All of them, REALLY!?

4. 260 - Gingy says:
   October 9th, 2007 at 6:13 pm

   I get it, the last guy has seven kids!!

5. 259 - @%$^! says:
   October 9th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

   really good LOL!!!!! #one

6. 258 - PATASTER says:
   October 5th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

   BEST JOKE EVER

7. 257 - choasgospelDS says:
   October 2nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm

   great joke! I told it to all my friends to they lol

8. 256 - Sim master says:
   September 29th, 2007 at 11:45 pm

   Nice one, I told it to all my friends, they loved it.

9. 255 - A 5000% says:
   September 29th, 2007 at 9:21 pm

   THAT IS DOWN RIGHT HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. 254 - ttocS says:
    September 29th, 2007 at 11:21 am

    Me likey

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