Jokes
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
(2,020 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
Loading ...» Read the next joke
Read 413 comments about “Four men waiting in the hospital”
Comment page: « 42 … 29 28 27 26 25 [24] 23 22 21 20 19 … 1 »
Comment page: « 42 … 29 28 27 26 25 [24] 23 22 21 20 19 … 1 »
August 31st, 2007 at 9:41 pm
What would happen If you worked at 20 century FOX??!
August 30th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Hmm…. What would happen to a guy who worked for the V8 company?
August 30th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
that was hilarious
August 30th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
This joke is wickied funny. By the way my dad works for 7up
August 30th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Mildly funny. . .
August 29th, 2007 at 11:43 am
August 25th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
that’s an awesome joke, i love it lol
August 25th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
cool i liked it
[H]
August 20th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
SOOOOO funny! I would rather work for “Doubletree”!!!
August 20th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
AWESOME!!!!