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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

-- Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.

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  1. 226 - Bouncyboy says:
    August 25th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    cool i liked it ;) :) [H]

  2. 225 - Navycoat says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    SOOOOO funny! I would rather work for “Doubletree”!!! :D

  3. 224 - Dialga says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    AWESOME!!!!

  4. 223 - SOME DUDE says:
    August 19th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    BEST JOKE THAT I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE IF YOUR IN CUB SCOUTS GO INTO BSA ITS WAY MORE FUN
    sAVE OWASIPPE

  5. 222 - ihaterunescape says:
    August 16th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    :o

  6. 221 - melloyello124 says:
    August 16th, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    this joke rox my sock! but not both sox. just one.

  7. 220 - kmfl2 says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    lol this joke rocks i love these jokes but my dads better ……………………….. maybe

  8. 219 - JD says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Why 7 UP?

  9. 218 - M.G.S. says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    This is one of my favorite jokes!!

  10. 217 - Fabio says:
    August 13th, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    evry1 should rite jokes lke ths!!!!!!!!!!!

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