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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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August 10th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
this joke is really funny.
August 8th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
funny
August 8th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Pretty Good
August 7th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
he is going 2 be the dad of 7
August 7th, 2007 at 7:30 am
Thats really funny!
August 6th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
hahahahahahaha
August 6th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
BEST JOKE ON BOYSLIFE.ORG ABSULUTLY HILLARIUS!!!!!!!
August 5th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
It’s HILARIOUS! Even my parents laughed!
August 5th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
That is funny.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
nice; twins rule