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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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August 5th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
That is funny.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
nice; twins rule
August 3rd, 2007 at 5:59 pm
HAH (LOL)
GLAD MY DAD I’ST THE HOST OF MILLINARE!!!!!!!!
P.S.LOOK ON THE NEWS ABOUT A FAMILY WHO JUST HAD THEIR 17TH CHILD!!!
July 31st, 2007 at 10:42 pm
i am so glad my dad doesnot work for fox47news that is a releif!
July 31st, 2007 at 6:24 pm
This is a RELAY old joke
July 31st, 2007 at 1:03 pm
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July 31st, 2007 at 11:34 am
were did you get that joke? Because it was really funny.infanete stars.
July 31st, 2007 at 12:26 am
not tht is a one of a kind
July 29th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
my troop did this as a skit but we added the 49ers.
Thanks for the ieda
July 28th, 2007 at 11:57 am
haha when i read this, the cola i was drinking fizzed out of my nose xD. yeh good joke.