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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

-- Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.

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  1. 196 - SF says:
    July 29th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    my troop did this as a skit but we added the 49ers.
    Thanks for the ieda

  2. 195 - Tylenol Man says:
    July 28th, 2007 at 11:57 am

    haha when i read this, the cola i was drinking fizzed out of my nose xD. yeh good joke.

  3. 194 - Fritzchen says:
    July 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Your Jokes Are Funny!!

  4. 193 - Fritzchen says:
    July 27th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    GREAT 1,000,000,000 *Stars

  5. 192 - seth{a.k.a. 516cub} says:
    July 27th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Do 31 Baskin Robbins.Imagine THAT!

  6. 191 - Lazy cc says:
    July 26th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    He’ll have his hand’s full!

  7. 190 - POKEMON FAN #1 says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    Man my bro and I were laughing for 5 minites straight!! Nice Joke!

  8. 189 - T.j. says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    Your very good at writing jokes

  9. 188 - Sceptile says:
    July 24th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    SO FUNNY!!!!!!

  10. 187 - Da Boss says:
    July 24th, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    one of my favorites

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