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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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May 1st, 2007 at 5:43 pm
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2007 at 7:52 am
ihaterunescape, if u look, the first guy had twins and he worked for Minnesota Twins. the second guy worked for 3m and got triplets. the third guy got 4 kids and works for the 4 seasons hotel. if u follow the pattern, than the guy who works for 7 up will get 7 kids!! hope that helped!!
M!ch@3l says: love ur Nick, im behind u fully!! (ihaterunescape)
April 29th, 2007 at 6:56 am
that is pretty funny, but old
April 27th, 2007 at 9:59 am
dont get it
April 27th, 2007 at 8:30 am
great
April 27th, 2007 at 7:00 am
nice joke, pretty funny
April 26th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
the message: if you want to be a father (or mother) don’t work at companies with big numbers in the name
April 25th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
FUNNY
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
i am 1 out of 4 i know how they feel lol!