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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

-- Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.

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  1. 185 - bull12 says:
    July 23rd, 2007 at 10:41 am

    That is so funny. I can’t stop gigling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 184 - Michael says:
    July 22nd, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Hey, I am the second oldest of 11. and don’t get me started on my extended family. And when you have a lot of brothers and sisters, you just need a couple of good multiplayer games.

  3. 183 - pkmn master says:
    July 20th, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    im the oldest of 2 kids and i have about $700 worth of games in my room

  4. 182 - sean007 says:
    July 19th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    To Yo, Collin! I toatally agree

  5. 181 - Yo, Collin! says:
    July 18th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    I wouldn’t want to work for 7-Up or be that guy! One sibling is totally enough! Who agrees with me? ;)

  6. 180 - Derrick, Age 10, Florida says:
    July 18th, 2007 at 11:09 am

    Daniel C, I really like your joke! Did you make it up or have you heard it before? My little bro laughed so hard, he almost wet his pants. LOL! (at the joke and my little bro)

  7. 179 - Reporter says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    FUNNY!!! :) (~_~) (*_*)

  8. 178 - rs rocks says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    Most ppl would feel RRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLYYYY srry 4 that guy…not me, i havae 6 sisters and only 1 brother and i’m the secound oldest! Any way, that was an awsome joke.

  9. 177 - macxthegamer says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    lol, ive heard it b4

  10. 176 - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    This is like the funniest joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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