Jokes
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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July 11th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
LOL!!!
July 11th, 2007 at 2:35 am
LOL
July 10th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
THIS IS THE JOKE OF THE MILLENIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I love it!
July 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
my account is locked and i tryed everything to get it back wat do i do
July 8th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
i meant that im a triplet and thats why i like this joke. the keys slipped
July 8th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
i’m a triplet and my! thats why i love this joke!
July 7th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
that was awesome
July 7th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
LOL seven babys id rather die!
July 6th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
What would happen if he didn’t have 7 or up babies????????????