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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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July 7th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
LOL seven babys id rather die!
July 6th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
What would happen if he didn’t have 7 or up babies????????????
July 6th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
LOL!!! i luved it!!!!!!!! =-) =) O.O
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July 6th, 2007 at 9:00 am
really i think it is the best joke here
July 5th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Great joke!
July 5th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Verry funny!!!
July 4th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Lolz what if it was in the future… Rocky has been made so many times i cant count it.
Future:
“Awww…..” groans the fourth guy.
“Whats the problem?” the other guys ask.
“Im and actor in Rocky 5-”
“So? its only five!” the others say.
“No let me finish: Im an actor in Rocky 5000″ the fourth guy finishes
July 4th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
man i did not here that but 2 words NOT FUNNY
July 4th, 2007 at 10:51 am
I’m with sharked it is sad:-(
July 4th, 2007 at 9:31 am
This joke is probely the best joke I’ve heard on Boy’s Life so far. :>]