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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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July 1st, 2007 at 8:57 am
My Troop did a SKIT on this because when they heard it they were ROFL!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
He sure will have a relaxing life
June 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
yeah right
June 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
ouch!!!!!!
June 28th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
You are totally right, sharpay_girl13, haha, this joke is so funny I forgot to laugh.
June 26th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
It’s Kinda Cool But Taking Care Of Seven Babies I Meen Come On
June 25th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
If this is Pedro’s pick, i’ll send you $5
June 25th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Um, nasty joke, I mean, uh, um, hmmm, what should i say? Oh yeah, It stinks for the fourth guy
June 25th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
You`re right Sora429.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:42 am
I get the Joke, he does not want 7 screaming babies.