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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
(2,193 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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June 16th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
that one was funny
June 12th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
ROFL LOL ROFL LOL ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 12th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
rotfl that is funny!!!!!!!I argee with bobba fett this shuld be pedros pick!!
June 11th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
That was heard before that’s still pretty good though!
June 9th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
LOL!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 7th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
on second thought, my rating:********** !!!!!!
June 7th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
my rating: *****!
June 7th, 2007 at 8:19 am
THAT JOKE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I think it is a great joke and that it should be picked for Pedros Pick.
June 6th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
nice joke!