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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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June 5th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
im not even a boy scout or cubscout but that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 5th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
dang Daniel, youve got some good jokes
wammy123
June 5th, 2007 at 10:20 am
I hate to tell you this but this joke was made up by my scout master. When he was a kid!!
June 5th, 2007 at 8:04 am
the funniest joke i read-5stars
June 4th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
its halaors
June 4th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
That joke is soooooooo old, The last time i herd it, i fell of my dinosuar! But its funny too
June 4th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
What do you mean Soccer Stud?!!
June 4th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
uh oh!!!
June 3rd, 2007 at 11:48 pm
The seventh guy, who is about to jump off the building. Says: I’m the director of Mr.3000!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:33 pm
The seventh guy ran off the building and when he was in the hospital and the men visited him he said
” No fair you guys got normal seats, I had the ejection seat.”