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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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June 3rd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
tht joke is older than the duast on these hills
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
alex i dont get it! Miami Dolphins?
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:56 pm
my step-mom and dad said they wished that didn’t work in 508th fighter wing!:):):)
June 3rd, 2007 at 6:47 pm
I agree with monkey; that was pretty funny
June 3rd, 2007 at 6:46 pm
This is on my funniest jokes that I have read so far.
June 3rd, 2007 at 6:37 pm
it has a good reason 2 be in first place
June 3rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
paul 1324 u have no! taste this joke rocks i love it it is awsome but ive heard it before but still it gets better every time lol rofl i like even though it is a classic
note:it took me like 10 min to get this up this is soooooo slow
June 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
No wonder it’s number 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
June 3rd, 2007 at 11:35 am
even more funnier than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 3rd, 2007 at 10:11 am
VERY FUNNY… THAT’S CLASSIC COMEDY!!!!!!!