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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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May 5th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
HaHaHaHaHaHaH!
May 4th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
good for him he’ll have a great time with the babies lol.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
hehe
April 26th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I feel bad for his wife…..
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
id feel bad for a guy who works for the car infinity
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April 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Wow! This is the most funniest joke I’ve ever seen! I think it’s impossible to have 7 kids, is it? I also think the last man should be happy since he at least is a father!
5 Stars
♥The Review Queen♥
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Yes, the guy should have worked for NCAA Basketball, there are like, 157 teams.
April 21st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
He should have worked for Heinz, they have 57 verietys
April 18th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
uh oh!
April 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
i feel sorry for that guy.NOT!!!!!!