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Tim: Why don’t you play golf with Jeff anymore?
Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you’re not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?
Tim: Nope.
Tom: Neither did he.

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  1. 76 - Echodude says:

    mine is better
    A book never written: How to fly by Bettu kant illistrated by yoe wright

  2. 75 - Me says:

    I heard that one before

  3. 74 - Blackshadow101 says:

    just had to say i wrote that in boys life a long time ago!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry just wanted you to know so one star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 73 - Atlantisman says:

    I prefer the one where a chincila scares of a lepord

  5. 72 - three stooges says:

    It makes you think the opposite at first.

  6. 71 - broccoli brain says:

    haha…that was so funny i forgot to laugh

  7. 70 - boyscoutmama says:

    I liked the joke so much I had to forward it to my golf loving coworkers (only after personalizing it with their names). And when I saw what Jeff had wrote below (I continued laughing)
    Jeff says:
    Apr. 6, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    Tom I am sorry I can not play with you anymore, but putting this joke about our personal relationship is absurd I am expecting a sincere apology

    thanks for the good laugh Caleb!

  8. 69 - HarVY says:

    HAR HAR HAR

  9. 68 - the trop leader says:

    the punch line: he said nethire did HE impling that tom cheats

  10. 67 - pessimest says:

    i hate golf i lose no cheaters either

    and how could you not get it was pretty simple

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