Jokes
Tim: Why don’t you play golf with Jeff anymore?
Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you’re not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?
Tim: Nope.
Tom: Neither did he.
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(1,139 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)

May 6th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
mine is better
A book never written: How to fly by Bettu kant illistrated by yoe wright
May 6th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I heard that one before
May 4th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
just had to say i wrote that in boys life a long time ago!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry just wanted you to know so one star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 4th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I prefer the one where a chincila scares of a lepord
May 4th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
It makes you think the opposite at first.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
haha…that was so funny i forgot to laugh
May 4th, 2007 at 1:57 am
I liked the joke so much I had to forward it to my golf loving coworkers (only after personalizing it with their names). And when I saw what Jeff had wrote below (I continued laughing)
Jeff says:
Apr. 6, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Tom I am sorry I can not play with you anymore, but putting this joke about our personal relationship is absurd I am expecting a sincere apology
thanks for the good laugh Caleb!
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
HAR HAR HAR
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:24 pm
the punch line: he said nethire did HE impling that tom cheats
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:44 pm
i hate golf i lose no cheaters either
and how could you not get it was pretty simple