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Tim: Why don’t you play golf with Jeff anymore?
Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you’re not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?
Tim: Nope.
Tom: Neither did he.

-- Submitted by Caleb L., Hagerstown, Ind.

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  1. 64 - redice says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    sez who cway 5? It’s not bad. I agree with Orange Jake!

  2. 63 - elephant says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    my name is caleb l to.

  3. 62 - thehockeyboy5 says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    actually boys life has some really good joke

  4. 61 - cway 5 says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 8:45 am

    its the worst joke ever and boys life never comes out with good jokes there all bad

  5. 60 - Dude12 says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    It’s an awesome joke, though!

  6. 59 - Dude12 says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    I hate it when people cheat. They do it to me all the time.

  7. 58 - Orange Jake says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    No matter what anyone else says this joke is awesome

  8. 57 - whoever says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    it was alright i herd better

  9. 56 - redice says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    Yeah, This joke is a one of a kind

  10. 55 - Dusty says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 10:56 am

    I gave it 5 stars good joke!

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