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Tim: Why don’t you play golf with Jeff anymore?
Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you’re not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?
Tim: Nope.
Tom: Neither did he.

-- Submitted by Caleb L., Hagerstown, Ind.

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  1. 51 - Black Adder says:
    April 29th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    That was a pretty funny joke.

  2. 50 - drummer says:
    April 28th, 2007 at 11:30 am

    No joke on BL has ever made me laugh.

    PS Pradude, you spelled “comments” wrong.

  3. 49 - richkid....NOT says:
    April 25th, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    it’s okay….not the best..but good

  4. 48 - bob the gator says:
    April 25th, 2007 at 9:26 am

    LOL………I like golf jokes

  5. 47 - soccerdude says:
    April 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    not the greatsest joke ever, but it was o.k

  6. 46 - Runescaperocks55 says:
    April 22nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    congrats samurai on your b-day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!&

  7. 45 - gladiator says:
    April 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 am

    i don’t get it

  8. 44 - Samurai 武士 says:
    April 21st, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    Hey guys its my birthday tomorow!! 14!

  9. 43 - All-AmericanRejectsfan says:
    April 21st, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    Great one!

  10. 42 - Pradude says:
    April 19th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    too many coments!

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