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Tim: Why don’t you play golf with Jeff anymore?
Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you’re not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?
Tim: Nope.
Tom: Neither did he.

-- Submitted by Caleb L., Hagerstown, Ind.

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  1. 40 - Lief says:
    April 17th, 2007 at 9:22 am

    AHAHAHHA I can see why its #1

  2. 39 - driad says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    Well… my brother thought that it was funny. :P

  3. 38 - A NICE says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    It WaS good but is it a real story??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 37 - symphonies says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    tee-hee ho-ho it was funny

  5. 36 - =I was never here...= says:
    April 16th, 2007 at 1:08 am

    Bravo!!! NOT!!! It’s just a take of a…..

    OOOh!!! I just got it… Sorry I bothered you

  6. 35 - the problem says:
    April 15th, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    entertaining

  7. 34 - messhall402 says:
    April 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am

    what a switchero

  8. 33 - sport says:
    April 13th, 2007 at 5:36 pm

    Funny joke!

  9. 32 - mandobird says:
    April 13th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I have a pal named Jeff I tell this joke to him all the time

  10. 31 - mets446 says:
    April 12th, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

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