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Tim: Why don’t you play golf with Jeff anymore?
Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you’re not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?
Tim: Nope.
Tom: Neither did he.

-- Submitted by Caleb L., Hagerstown, Ind.

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  1. 16 - dgdayfbcocboc says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 6:37 am

    Very very very fuuuuuuuuuuuunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  2. 15 - somebody says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    I heard this before. Wait. I think it was in the magazine. VERY clever joke!

  3. 14 - crash says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    i didnt think it was that funny

  4. 13 - dragonia the third says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    HA ha ha ha ha! i dont think tim will play with tom either anymore!

  5. 12 - LAnt345 says:
    April 5th, 2007 at 9:56 am

    Pretty good

  6. 11 - Joey King of Narnia says:
    April 3rd, 2007 at 11:06 am

    Just like me

  7. 10 - samyo311 says:
    April 2nd, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    Man that was good one

  8. 9 - Exterminator says:
    April 2nd, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    GREAT joke!

  9. 8 - Runner boy says:
    April 1st, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    i love it!!!!

  10. 7 - joe97 says:
    April 1st, 2007 at 6:55 am

    it’s a pretty good joke, but I kind of didn’t get it.

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