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Tim: Why don’t you play golf with Jeff anymore?
Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you’re not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?
Tim: Nope.
Tom: Neither did he.

-- Submitted by Caleb L., Hagerstown, Ind.

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  1. 187 - yo says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Made me chuckle. (That takes a lot!) ***** (5 stars)

  2. 186 - Terminator says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Yeah propabaly would happen to someone I know.

  3. 185 - bacoron says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    wow this is oviosly hilarios

  4. 184 - halo 3 lover says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    sound like someone i know

  5. 183 - polar says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Quit cheating Tom! lol!

  6. 182 - J-man says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    I’ve heard that joke before, but it’s always funny!

  7. 181 - bob says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    ha ha! so funny!

  8. 180 - Elephant says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Haha! Poor Jeff. He should play with Tim now.

  9. 179 - Webstarr2 says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:23 am

    BEST joke eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best on dis site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 178 - diebarney says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    oh man i laughed so loud when i read that

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