Jokes
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Jan. 8, 2009 at 8:06 am
Jan. 6, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I didnn’t get it
Jan. 6, 2009 at 5:50 am
Very funny joke! 5 stars. Feel bad for the dude.
Jan. 5, 2009 at 7:38 pm
i dont get it
Jan. 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I love that joke, it’s hilarious! I feel bad for that guy though, but, I rate it 5 stars!
Jan. 4, 2009 at 12:22 am
lol nice. Feel bad for the dude though. Oh well. It’s only nine more years! He can wait! Unless he’s like 91 or somethin.
Jan. 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm
That joke is HILARIOUS.