Jokes

-- Submitted by David B., Tavernier, Fla.

In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”

At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”

Comments about “God is watching.”

1. Sam Solo says:
   Jul. 14, 2008 at 9:42 pm

   That’s a good one.

2. Em says:
   Jul. 18, 2008 at 7:21 pm

   Nice one. I think God is watching my apples right now!

3. pokemaniack says:
   Jul. 21, 2008 at 8:56 pm

   lol rofl HA HA HA

4. upper nose says:
   Jul. 23, 2008 at 11:07 am

   nice joke

5. law says:
   Jul. 23, 2008 at 3:52 pm

   thats funny :)

6. bee says:
   Jul. 23, 2008 at 7:04 pm

   it was ok

7. Jesus DOES matter says:
   Jul. 25, 2008 at 10:43 pm

   hee hee!

8. asheema says:
   Jul. 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm

   that was a nice joke my whole family liked that one

9. ******* says:
   Jul. 29, 2008 at 7:44 pm

   ok now THAT is funny

10. kritik says:
    Jul. 31, 2008 at 11:35 am

    lol

11. jon says:
    Jul. 31, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    hilariously awesomeness!

12. godzzilla2000 says:
    Aug. 5, 2008 at 9:05 am

    i get it !:) :):)

13. Hippie123 says:
    Aug. 8, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    “I LOVE IT !”

14. WOW says:
    Aug. 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    THREE WORDS,

    L-

    O-

    L!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

15. The black lagoon says:
    Aug. 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    3 words lol lagoon style

16. bob says:
    Aug. 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    thats hilarious

17. ozzy says:
    Aug. 30, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    could be better cause i dont get it

18. monkey around says:
    Aug. 31, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    that is one of the greatest jokes ever!

19. Iker 727 says:
    Sep. 5, 2008 at 11:19 am

    but i like apples!!!

20. someone says:
    Sep. 7, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    woulden’t the cookies be gone?

21. me says:
    Sep. 16, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    funny

22. big cheese says:
    Sep. 16, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    haha, funny. five stars!!

23. Dad-e-o says:
    Sep. 19, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    I LOVE IT ! (Some kids are so sharp, that could be for real)

24. shady15 says:
    Sep. 20, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Hasnt it occured to any of you people the he has TWO eyes?

25. Roress says:
    Sep. 22, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Not a great joke. People only laugh because it is “God” who is watching the apples.

26. jack all day says:
    Sep. 23, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    hahahaha you are sooooo funny wow nce joke this is the best joke i heard

27. D. says:
    Sep. 23, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Why do people write or type stuff like that?

28. CRUSHER says:
    Sep. 27, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    I LOV IT! BUT IVE ALREDY HRD IT IN YHE OCT. BOYS LIFE

29. laughoutloud says:
    Sep. 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    i think god can watch BOTH! 5 stars

30. me says:
    Oct. 4, 2008 at 8:24 am

    love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31. Hottie101 says:
    Oct. 4, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    not very funny but its okay (***)

32. happy feet:) says:
    Oct. 6, 2008 at 11:43 am

    I’M WATCHING THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33. ss says:
    Oct. 13, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    god is watching

34. WooHoo123!! says:
    Oct. 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    to D. people write and type stuff like this to be funny!!

35. ricky boby says:
    Oct. 31, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    That was so funny and cool. really I like the part about the cookies and that god is watching the apples

36. dogz101 says:
    Nov. 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!! My parents even laught for like a minute.

37. sofunny!hahaha says:
    Nov. 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    If god was watching the cookies, I’d be sad.

38. 2089 says:
    Nov. 1, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Smart student!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!

39. King DeMott says:
    Nov. 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is great,therefore the joke gets 900,000 out of 1,000,000.

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