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In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”
At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”

-- Submitted by David B., Tavernier, Fla.

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1. 16 - bob says:
   August 21st, 2008 at 5:23 pm

   thats hilarious

2. 15 - The black lagoon says:
   August 20th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

   3 words lol lagoon style

3. 14 - WOW says:
   August 18th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

   THREE WORDS,

   L-

   O-

   L!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

4. 13 - Hippie123 says:
   August 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

   “I LOVE IT !”

5. 12 - godzzilla2000 says:
   August 5th, 2008 at 9:05 am

   i get it !:) :):)

6. 11 - jon says:
   July 31st, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   hilariously awesomeness!

7. 10 - kritik says:
   July 31st, 2008 at 11:35 am

   lol

8. 9 - ******* says:
   July 29th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

   ok now THAT is funny

9. 8 - asheema says:
   July 27th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

   that was a nice joke my whole family liked that one

10. 7 - Jesus DOES matter says:
    July 25th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    hee hee!

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