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Submitted by Jared R., Garrison, Mont.

Jared: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jared: Diesel.
Joe: Diesel, who?
Jared: Diesel be your last chance to open the door!

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Read 3 comments about “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diesel.”

  1. 1 - AJ says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Hi that is really good

  2. 2 - cool man says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    funny

  3. 3 - cool man says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    sweet

 

 

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