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Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

-- Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.

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  1. 1 - Pedro says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Good Joke! I’m Polish too!(not North Polish though)

  2. 2 - JOKE MAKER says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 10:16 am

    NICE JOKE IM NORWEGIAN BUT NICE JOKE : )

  3. 3 - Indiana Jones says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Like Pedro, I am Polish

 

 

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