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Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
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June 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
nice joke
June 14th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Santa is going to give you 1,000,000,000 presents for that funny joke!
June 29th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
LOL. great joke
June 30th, 2008 at 10:21 am
heard it on spongebob
July 9th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
many people have already heard that joke
July 10th, 2008 at 6:48 am
its really funny but i think i,ve heard it before
July 29th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
It’s simple but great
July 29th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I heard that joke before