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Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presence.

-- Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

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Read 4 comments about “I know what you’re getting.”

1. 1 - Pedro says:
   June 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

   That joke is going into my Top 10 funniest jokes(Awesome joke)

2. 2 - Flamefreak says:
   June 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm

   Pretty funny Thats one of my top jokes

3. 3 - indiana jones says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

   Flamefreak is right

4. 4 - K9 says:
   July 10th, 2008 at 7:43 am

   cool joke dude

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