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John: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
Ron: What?
John: A list of everything you want.

-- Submitted by John C., Kiev, Ukraine.

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  1. 1 - Bad B says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Finally, someone understands me!

  2. 2 - Pedro says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Funny joke! I agree with Bad B!

  3. 3 - fuuney says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    nice

 

 

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