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A motorist whose car got bogged down in a muddy road paid a farmer $5 to pull him out with his tractor. “At those prices, I’d think you’d be pulling people out of the mud night and day,” the motorist said. “Can’t,” replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”

 


 

Comments about “$5 to pull them out.”

  1. Pedro says:

    I would pay him 22 cents to pull him out! awesome joke

  2. ThePizzaBoy says:

    Excellent Joke

  3. indiana jones says:

    LOL, nice joke

  4. awsome dude says:

    cool

  5. zalon10 says:

    nice joke man that was awsome

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