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A motorist whose car got bogged down in a muddy road paid a farmer $5 to pull him out with his tractor. “At those prices, I’d think you’d be pulling people out of the mud night and day,” the motorist said. “Can’t,” replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”

-- Submitted by Morgan C., Salt Lake City, Utah

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Read 4 comments about “$5 to pull them out.”

1. 1 - Pedro says:
   June 14th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

   I would pay him 22 cents to pull him out! awesome joke

2. 2 - ThePizzaBoy says:
   June 25th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

   Excellent Joke

3. 3 - indiana jones says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

   LOL, nice joke

4. 4 - awsome dude says:
   July 28th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

   cool

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