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Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

-- Submitted by Stephen C., Salem,Va.

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Read 3 comments about “How you wake up your son.”

1. 1 - brainman says:
   May 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm

   LOL! Great joke!

2. 2 - Pedro says:
   June 14th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

   Nice joke,Stephen!

3. 3 - dude says:
   July 28th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

   nice

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