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Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
Johnny: “Get in the boat, men!”

-- Submitted by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.

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Read 4 comments about “What George Washington said.”

  1. 1 - brainman says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    I really like this joke!

  2. 2 - awesome man says:
    June 1st, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    I think this joke is a bit ironic

  3. 3 - the wall says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    interesting

  4. 4 - Pedro says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Well I ‘d say that joke was 90% funny!

 

 

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